“what is this.. pain in my chest?”
said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days
“what is this.. pain in my butt?”
said the yaoi manga character after two chapters
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?
The wall had it comin
Marvel in a Nutshell: Iron Man
this video was a ride from start to finish
Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young
But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”
wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock?
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME